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loltaku: defiant-sentry: Marcus Beer is now officially my...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:21:18 -0400

defiant-sentry:

Marcus Beer is now officially my hero. I’m glad someone had the guts to call Kotaku out for all their crap.

TOLD STATUS:
[ ] Not told
[X] TOLD
[X] FUCKIN’ TOLD
[X] Neon Genesis Evangelitold
[X] Toldhou
[X] Cowboy Betold
[X] Told metal Alchemist
[X] Tolden Boy
[X] Record of Toldoss War
[X] Narutold
[X] My Neighbor Toldtoro
[X] My Little Sister can’t be this Told
[X] Fate/Stay Told
[X] YotsubaTOLD
[X] Fractold
[X] Told aru majutsu no Index
[X] Azumanga Daitold
[X] Told Love-ru
[X] Dragon Told Z
[X] Panty & Stocking with Gartoldbelt
[X] Told Piece
[X] Fist of the Told Star
[X] Toldtami galaxy
[X] Space Battleship YamaTOLD
[X] Yami wo Kirisaku TOOOOOLD DESIIIIIRE
[X] Kara no Toldkai
[X] Toldadora
[X] Puella Magi Matolda Magica
[X] Zero no Toldkaima
[X] Toldere (b-b-baka! Its not like I got told for YOU or anything)
[X] Ore no Funimation konna ni Told wake ga nai
[X] Kamijou Told-ya
[X] Urotsukidoji Legend of the Tolderfiend
[X] JIBUN TOOOOOOOOOOLD
[X] KIMI DAKE TOLD
[X] OMAE TOLD
[X] Digimon Told Wars
[X] Tengen Toldpa Gurren Lagann
[X] Yu-gi-told

This is particularly hilarious to me considering Mary’s...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:39:40 -0400

This is particularly hilarious to me considering Mary’s extremely conservative attire.

herochan: Infinite Crisis beta begins next week Warner Bros....

Wed, 01 May 2013 21:01:16 -0400

herochan:

Infinite Crisis beta begins next week

Warner Bros. are seeking sign-ups for a closed beta of the hotly-anticipated multiplayer online battle arena (MOBA) game Infinite Crisis. The beta kicks off May 8th.

If you want to get involved, be sure to fill out the Beta Application on the Infinite Crisis website.

(via:gamefreaksnz)

MOBA is apparenly my current favorite type of game

so yeah

sign me up

adayinthelifewebcomic: It always confused me when he said...

Wed, 01 May 2013 17:51:32 -0400

adayinthelifewebcomic:

It always confused me when he said that…

milesflutterworth: The real reason Edgeworth isn’t in GS5. Phoenix causing an earthquake every...

Wed, 01 May 2013 17:01:02 -0400

milesflutterworth:

The real reason Edgeworth isn’t in GS5.

Phoenix causing an earthquake every time he hits his damn desk.

Brock is really intimidating. The looks he gives almost makes me...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 21:59:28 -0400

Brock is really intimidating. The looks he gives almost makes me want to fold every time.

As for the special ending for beating him with the Venture Bros. set activated… I was too busy excitedly interacting with my monitor to grab a proper screenshot.

poupon: 33333wtfbadromancecovers: In the future, all cities...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:21:58 -0400

poupon:

33333wtfbadromancecovers:

In the future, all cities will be equipped with floating reverse heat-vision alien sex drive-ins. (Well, either it’s reverse heat-vision, or it’s a video of two pieces of marble doing it in a volcano.)

Alien Sex LOL: The Mass Effect Novelization

FEZ on Steam

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 12:55:39 -0400

FEZ on Steam:

Gomez is a 2D creature living in a 2D world. Or is he? When the existence of a mysterious 3rd dimension is revealed to him, Gomez is sent out on a journey that will take him to the very end of time and space. Use your ability to navigate 3D structures from 4 distinct classic 2D perspectives.

Can’t stop laughing about FEZ becoming available for PC ~~even if he is aware of all the remarkably stupid things he has said in the past~~

Mom Effect videos! YES!!

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 17:08:09 -0400

Mom Effect videos! YES!!

Man it’s a good thing no one plays this game anymore...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 00:07:52 -0400

Man it’s a good thing no one plays this game anymore because my husband’s account got hacked and they emptied our guild bank lol

The Most Handsome Team in Dota 2

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 12:13:08 -0400

vanillycake:

dat team comp

vanillycake: happy-lollipop: gioizumi: happy-lollipop: someth...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 18:47:27 -0400

vanillycake:

happy-lollipop:

gioizumi:

happy-lollipop:

something i did for my wife and me, as avatars for Steam

Let me add this.

ilu, u little shit <3

I m joinin ur crew happy

coelasquid: snarkeet: I wish this necklace was the real deal. wh … Phoenix, it’s me. Believe...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:02:45 -0400

coelasquid:

snarkeet:

I wish this necklace was the real deal.

wh

…

Phoenix, it’s me. Believe in yourself.

I’m crying.

simsgonewrong: She broke into my house then broke into my heart...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 20:49:00 -0400

simsgonewrong:

She broke into my house then broke into my heart <3

barbalarga: decided garrus needed a redesign. how’s he supposed...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 22:08:13 -0400

barbalarga:

decided garrus needed a redesign. how’s he supposed to be a combat specialist or a sniper while wearing full clunky armor? it’s unrealistic!

I’m (not) sorry, followers.

catbountry: smellestine: beesmygod: your sweater doesnt...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 16:39:26 -0400

catbountry:

smellestine:

beesmygod:

your sweater doesnt fit

wow i thought his sleeves were just rolled up.

this bothers me because I hate it when my sleeves never reach. AND THEY NEVER DO.

It shrunk when he fell into the ocean you guys.

The entire game Jack is wearing an uncomfortable sweater that shrunk onto his body and he can’t get it off.

guzzardiart: Our Borderlands 2 cosplay, hope you like it! These...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 03:02:12 -0400

guzzardiart:

Our Borderlands 2 cosplay, hope you like it! These costumes took a while for us to make C’:
Zer0 - Mel Guzzardi
Handsome Jack - Shenae Guzzardi
Photography by Hija-Jiyangi and AlchemyAllstars
Editing by ourselves
Guzzardi cosplay

Stop telling me the only reason I didn’t like Mass Effect 3 was the ending!*cries more into a...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 17:39:12 -0400

Stop telling me the only reason I didn’t like Mass Effect 3 was the ending!

*cries more into a bottle of tears to send to EA because they promised to exchange it for store points*

askaceattorney: I don’t have anything to say this picture...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 00:29:30 -0400

askaceattorney:

I don’t have anything to say this picture doesn’t already.

And now everyone can shut the fuck up about Apollo being the mysterious silhouette!

stillinadreamsnakeeater: literal-ghost: headache-queen: baconmane: sodomymcscurvylegs: dorkly: ...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 03:14:18 -0400

stillinadreamsnakeeater:

literal-ghost:

headache-queen:

baconmane:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

dorkly:

…Oh wow, oops. I scrolled down to the comments, and this wasn’t actually what they said. :X

What they did have to say was actually pretty good too, though, and still is pretty telling of just how fucked some people’s priorities are.

Are we really the “Worst Company in America?” I’ll be the first to admit that we’ve made plenty of mistakes. These include server shut downs too early, games that didn’t meet expectations, missteps on new pricing models and most recently, severely fumbling the launch of SimCity. We owe gamers better performance than this.
Some of these complaints are 100 percent legitimate – like all large companies we are not perfect. But others just don’t hold water:

Many continue to claim the Always-On function in SimCity is a DRM scheme. It’s not. People still want to argue about it. We can’t be any clearer – it’s not. Period.

Some claim there’s no room for Origin as a competitor to Steam. 45 million registered users are proving that wrong.

Some people think that free-to-play games and micro-transactions are a pox on gaming. Tens of millions more are playing and loving those games.

We’ve seen mailing lists that direct people to vote for EA because they disagree with the choice of the cover athlete on Madden NFL. Yes, really…

In the past year, we have received thousands of emails and postcards protesting against EA for allowing players to create LGBT characters in our games. This week, we’re seeing posts on conservative web sites urging people to protest our LGBT policy by voting EA the Worst Company in America.

The last three are just…

I knew it was a joke response, I didn’t know there was a real one. It’s a good response.

I don’t see how their “we can do better” post is a “good response”.

Titling it “we can do better” ended up being a real sucker punch. The post does not even once mention what they can do to be “better”. ~~Also, the very mention of being discriminated for supporting equality just stinks of a well timed image-boosting PR.~~

TBH I don’t know why EA even bothers responding to winning an award from fucking online poll on a blog. Nobody else does.